This is a joke i recently heard it,dam funny lar.


There was once a boy name John, still in primary school. He went to talk to a friend(gangster). His friend say wad lar Ka-Cheng. He dont know wad that mean so he go back and ask his grandfather. His grandfather though"he is still too young to know about it." So his grandfather say it means plate. The next day he told his gangster friend"Heh,i know wad does Ka-Cheng mean." So his friend ask u know wad does Lan-Jiao means. He dont know so he go back back and ask his grandfather. His grandfather also tink that he too young to know this kind of thing so his grandfather say it means stick. On that same day his grandfather ask John"Where is ur mother?" He replied"she in the toilet washing Ka-Cheng. "His grandfather than shouted "What did u say!" So his grandfather chase him with a stick. Then he shouted"Mummy, Ah Gong chasing me with his Lan-Jiao!''

Get the joke, i heard it from NCC.